He got hit by a car.
(This is what I thought she was taking the first time)
I’m starting to thing Woodchuck Cider is becoming a thing with Skinheads.
(Source: irnbruiser, via thepragmaticnihilist)
Unemployed, Sliced open thumb, and bored as fuck.
I can’t sleep, so here’s this. 
One glass of Newcastle, now time for bed.
- Just one you fuckin’ pussy?
- Some of us have lives that aren’t just drinking and being humped by Marines. ;)
(via bosssound)
One glass of Newcastle, now time for bed.
